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                        100 ways to annoy the Death Note characters

1. Call him a pervert for putting cameras in every room of Light's house.
2. Repeatedly ask him if L is his real name, whether he answers or not.
3. Arrive at is door asking for Hideki Ryuga's signature (the idol's, not L's)
4. Tell him that he must've been really desperate to get Light since he handcuffed Light to himself.
5. Ask him if he was disapointed when he saw Light reading hentai magazines.
6. Ask him if he watched Light masturbate.
7. ask him if he LIKED watching Light masturbate
8. Steal his cake then eat it right infront of him.
9. Call him 'panda puff' repeatedly.
10. Ask him where he gets his eyeliner from.
11. If he asks you for a pie, give him a pizza.
12. Call him a "duckbutt head".
13. Say he looks like Sasuke, even if he doesn't get it.
14. Tell him his feet stink.
15. Say that you're Kira, then make it obvious that you are not.
16. Every time he says a percent say "YOU'RE WRONG!"  then say it's one percent lower than what he came up with.
17. Nock down his sugar cube tower when he's not looking, then blame it on Light. (works to annoy Light to)
18. Ask him how he died.
19. Ask him if he's a vampire.
20. In a fangirlish voice, say how kawaii him and Light are together. (even if you don't really like them together. XD)

21. Call him Lighto
22. Tell him that Kira is a girls name, then laugh about it. (this also works with Mikami)
23. Repeatedly ask him if he liked it when he was handcuffed to L, and if he doesn't answer say "I knew you were gay for him all along"
24. make fun of him for not being brave enough to get the shinigami eyes.
25. Tell him that L watched his 'happy time'
26. Make fun of his Kira laugh.
27. When he's writing down names tell him to write normally.
28. Use his Death Note to write Love letters to both L and Misa.
29. Drug him, then chain him to L's bed. Completely naked
30. Doodle pictures of L raping him in his note.
31. Write "I ♥ L" all over his Death Note
32. Show the Note to L after you've done all of this.
33. Tell Ryuk that Light asked you to babysit him, then just sit back and watch the show.
34. Make fun of him for looking like a kid when he gave up the Note.
35. When he does his Kira face, tell him to get plastic surgery.
36. Innocently ask him what he did while he was with L. If he doesn't answer, call him a perverted gay
37. Eat a bag of chips, and crunch each one of them right in his ear.
38. Steal L's cake, then put it on Light's plate. (also works to annoy L)
39. Everytime L gets up, yell "LIGHT WAS STARING AT RYUUZAKI'S BUTT!" (also annoys L)
40. switch his Death Note with Misa's.
41. Send a letter to Mikami saying "You suck" but address it from Light
42. Call him Light Imagay.

43. Kiss Light right infront of her.
44. Show her the love letters "Light" wrote to L.
45. Show her pictures of drugged Light when he was in L's house
46. Tell her she looks like Britney Spears.
47. Steal the phone she gave Light, then call her saying that your his girlfriend (or if ur a boy, boyfriend. XD)
48. Steal her note, then write "I ♥ L" all over it, and show it to L and Light. (if Light gets mad, then that's a bonus. XD)
49. write Light Imagay in her Death Note.
50. Tell her the painful truth that Light is gay.
51. Show her the episode of Light's death over and over and over...
52. Show her the episode of Rem's death over and over again, even if she doesn't know who it is.
53. Kill her.
54. call her a dumb blonde. (she really isn't tho, think about how she was able to find Kira and plan everything out so well)
55. Call her goldy locks

56. steal his chocolate hide all of his chocolate, then replace it with spinach
57. Give him a fake diabetes test, and tell him he's positive.
58. Make him go to the dentist.
59. Put purple hair dye in his shampoo
60. Say that Near is sexy infront of him
61. Lock him in a small room with Near.
62. Switch all of his chocolate with Nears toys, then replace his toys with Mello's chocolate.
63. Show him the episode of Spongebob wherer they decide to sell chocolate, them tell him that the crazy guy who bought all the chocolate was inspired by him.
64. Put pink dye in his washing machine.
65. Make start crying about matt, then call him gay
66. Point at his burn then tell him to get plastic surgery.
67. Repeatedly ask him how he got that burn.
68. Ask him how in the hell he came up with the nickname Mello
70. If he doesn't get it, tell him he's a spaz.
69. Ask him exactly how close he was to Matt
71. Ask him what gender he is, and when (IF) he answers male, go into shock.
72. Replace all of the clothes in his closet with frilly dresses, then tell Near that he's a transvestite.

73. Tell him that god died.
74. rotate everything in his house exactly one inch.
75. Ask him where his shinigami went repeatedly.
76. Call him Mika-chan all the time.
77. Everytime he says delete, make a farting sound with your mouth.
78. Tell him that you're Kira
79. Tell him that suits are soo last year.
80. Tell him to see a phsyciatrist.
81. Break one of his pens, so that he gets ink all over his hands.

82. Switch one of his puzzle peices with one from another puzzle, then sit back and watch the show.
83. Put oil all over all of his toys.
84. Hide all of his toys, then tell him he's grounded.
85. Tell him that he must be old since his hair is white.
86. yell "MUTINY" every time he says the word Kira
87. Write KIRA on his doll replica
89. Repeatedly call him L, then say "oops, I'm sorry L."
90. Ask him if he is related to Beyond Birthday repeatedly.
91. Put strawberry jam allover his toys, then blame it on B.B.
92. Call him ghost boy over and over again.
93. repeatedly do all of these things to him, since he's TOO patient

94. Tell him that his son is Kira.
95. Show him the episode where he died over and over again.
96. Repeat his last words in a little girls voice, then faint.

97. Call him "Afro Samurai"
98. Say that you lost your cell phone in his hair.
99. Ask him how it was with Eiri Yuki

100. Make him feel guilty for killing Light.
lol. 100 ways to annoy the characters of Death Note.
I may make a sequel if someone gives me some ideas. XD


I'm currently working on the sequel :D
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creepypastamonster22 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015
Matsuda deserves to feel guilty for killing Light.
Lilly115 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
I read the last one said BITTTTCHHHHHHHHH. I then read you comment and wrote HOLY SHIT A LIGHT FANGIRL. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE.
creepypastamonster22 Featured By Owner 5 days ago
I feel like thats a good thing.
Cougar200 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015
The last one was just cruel XD Awww
PikaPugDraws Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist

Spinning L 
Lilly115 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
*Scrolls down* *Giggles out of cuteness*
DeathTheGamerGirl Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student General Artist
Sometimes I like to think that Howl from Howls moving castle is a magic Armin then Mello is the mafia Armin
MikuPapercraft Featured By Owner Edited Jun 6, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Haha... i Already did nr.71... i really thought hes a girl ^^
mateuscristian Featured By Owner Edited Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thnak you for the tips! :) (Smile)  now i'll torture Light!:shaketroll: Light Yagami Gif 
EeveeLove123 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Where Is 88????????????????!!!!!!!!
BananaIguana101 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg I would LOVE to annoy l. But he's not real!!!!!!! 
LiamBregas Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
HaHa that's funny.
MihealXMail Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student General Artist
Hehee I see Matt lucked out and didn't get put on here, XD
SharpySaber Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Ever though of calling Near a purple dragon eh?
BlazeingEcho Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
These are really funny!
yoailove101 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
holy crap! im trying so hard not to laugh right now!!!
AdamandTommy55 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!!!!!:lol: rvmp  Sanity is Overrated 
IWubChoco94 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
93.-My reaction:OMGWhat the...?OMG
VainillaChocolate Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Afro Samurái LOL
SarahThatCrazyOtaku Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Number 65 ish just mean
SarahThatCrazyOtaku Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
100 too...
hetalover524 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Madness1997 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
felenciano-vargas Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lmfao!!! this made me laugh so hard! :)
AyaPhantomhive132 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now why on Earth would anyone insult Matsuda? I'll give him hugs! THANKS FOR KILLING LIGHT!!!! :D
eijii7 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg duckbutt head XDDD*dying*
WakikiSmack Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Mikaellakun Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013   Digital Artist
MuDstravaga Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
I read "ask him how he died" sorry but that one was cold. It kinda angers me that that is up there
chanceandmilky Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
I laughed so hard... XD
LoverOfTheDead Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist
My cousin has 100 ways to annoy death note fans!
manga1301 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this XD but there needs to be one for matt
AyaPhantomhive132 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Make him start crying about Matt, Then call Mello gay. Lol.
manga1301 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AyaPhantomhive132 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
manga1301 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha yeah

Skoryx Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist


jakrai Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
put salt into l's sugar bowl
collegecheeseburger Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I'm ashamed to admit I would do every single one of these things if I ever got the chance.
chanceandmilky Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
I would too... XD
I would do all those things to Miami
Kirsty-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*laughs hard*
DiabolicalWolf Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
OMGLMAO! Love this OwO
Nica666 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
Make Ryuk kill someone whom he likes! And put worms into his apples :D
mystreygirl Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
glitterkyo Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Is it bad that I really want to see 29 and 30?
Hagrid-on-crack Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
Me too!!! Does that make ud bad people?
glitterkyo Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Nothing gay can be bad! :D I'm glad you agree with me though!
PJatOluv Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
icanthinkofgoodname Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Writer
did u notice tht 70 and 69 r reversed?
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